Fair and Impartial Working Group Working Group seeks Fairness and Impartiality

According to the Activists’ Diary, Berkeley now has a “Fair and Impartial Working Group Working Group” tasked with finding ways to achieve fairness and impartiality in the Fair and Impartial Working Group.  

It’s Working Groups all the way down, but is it working?

Not according to their latest report, in which the Working Group went full-on Trump against the Council, City Manager, and Police Chief.  “Implement our policies on time,” demanded self-declared progressive Burn It AllDown, “or you’re fired.”  AllDown, whose pronoun is Progressive, is at the forefront of a cadre of aggressively progressive Progressives seeking to Make Berkeley Progressive Again.  

The Working Group Working Group has its work cut out for it.  Time will tell, but readers of the Bunion can expect that before long, the City will announce the formation of a Working Group Working Group Working Group.

“Our policy,” declared Vice Mayor Hahn, “is that Working Groups are like violence.  If something’s not working, just keep adding more!”