Berkeley in Six Word Stories IV

The six word story is a genre in which an author conveys an entire story in five six seven words. From time to time, The Bunion is pleased to present collections of six word stories that capture the essence of life in Berkeley.

Readers are invited to submit six word stories to BunionBerkeley@gmail.com

The author of today’s collection is Ivanna Doolittle, a certified clairvoyant.

Berkeley politics. Optics critical. Results optional.
 

Gilman intersection. Death trap. Stay away.
 

What's that smell? Aquatic Park again?
 

Berkeley budget basics. Collect. Spend. Repeat. 
 

Berkeley homeowners. Watch out. They're coming. 
 

Berkeley property owners.  Sucks doesn't it?
 

Seabreeze. Come for the cafe. Stay. 
 

Berkeley Zen manual. Collect trash. Repeat. 
 

Council solicits input. Time stops. 
 

Berkeley's worst secret? Rules mean nothing